Squadron MEW‑1 · Solana · wheels up
MEWFORCEONE
No runway. No license.
Whole squad airborne.
One paper plane became a fleet. MEW points forward and the cats follow, because nobody has explained to them that this is not how aviation works.
Pre‑launch. Every link here stays dead until the contract is real.
Fold. Fly. Mew.
Sortie 001 · the fold
It started with one sheet of A4
There was no hangar, no budget and no approval. There was a desk, a piece of paper, and a cat who had already decided.
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01
Fold
One sheet. One crease down the middle. No instructions were consulted and none were available.
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02
Fly
Thrown once, off a desk, by a paw. It did not come back down, which nobody has been able to explain.
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03
Mew
The second cat saw it. Then a third. By the afternoon there was a formation and a chain of command.
Roster · squadron MEW‑1
Every aircraft is a piece of paper
Full strength as of this morning. Maintenance is a drawer. Refuelling is a nap.
| Callsign | Pilot | Aircraft |
|---|---|---|
| ACTUAL | MEW | 1× A4, 80gsm |
| BISCUIT | Orange tabby | 1× receipt |
| VOID | Black cat | 1× homework |
| SUGAR | Lilac shorthair | 1× napkin (damp) |
| GREY 4 | Grey tabby | 1× phone bill |
| AMPHIBIAN | Unclear | 1× A4, green |
| TAILGUNNER | Kitten | 1× sticky note |
Click anywhere on this page to fold another one. He will take it.
MFO‑1 · standing orders
Flight rules, in full
- §1 No runway is required. A desk, a sofa arm or a windowsill is a runway.
- §2 No license has been issued, requested, or recognised.
- §3 Altitude is a suggestion. Nobody in this squadron can read an instrument.
- §4 If MEW points, you go. He does not explain where. He has never once explained where.
- §5 Landing is optional and widely considered a personal choice.
- §6 Any sheet of paper is an aircraft. Any box is a hangar. Any lap is an airbase.
Load manifest
The numbers, declared honestly
- Total supply
- 1,000,000,000
- Tax
- 0 / 0
- Liquidity
- Burned
- Mint & freeze
- Revoked
- Presale
- None
- Fleet maintenance
- A drawer
Contract address
Pending — squadron has not launched
Verifiable on‑chain the moment the token exists. Until then this page will not send you anywhere an impostor could be waiting.
Enlistment · four steps
How to join the formation
- 01
Get a wallet
Install
Phantom, or any Solana wallet you already trust.
- 02
Fund it with SOL
Send
SOL from an exchange. Leave a little for fees.
- 03
Swap for $MEW1
Use
Jupiter or
pump.fun once the contract is published here.
- 04
Fold something
Anything. A receipt will do. You are in the squadron now.
Full strength
One paper plane
became a fleet
MEW points forward. The cats follow. Nobody has filed a flight plan and nobody is going to. Fold. Fly. Mew.